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Clumsy Goat coffee price guide

Every Clumsy Goat coffee we track, priced per cup, and which bag is actually the cheap one.

Updated 3 September 2026Written by the We Try Coffee team

Coffee is sold by the bag and drunk by the cup, and the two almost never rank in the same order. A Clumsy Goat bag that looks dear on the shelf can turn out to be the cheapest thing here once you divide it out, and the one that looks like a bargain often is not. So here is every Clumsy Goat coffee we track, across whole bean, on one honest unit.

The quick version

A middle-of-the-road medium roast, black or white, and it is cheap.

Cheaper than 81% of the whole bean coffee we track

Tastes
Balanced, caramel and chocolate
Strength
Medium
Best for
Everyday coffee, black or white
Valuecup price vs the format median
4/5
Easy to likefrom the roast profile
5/5
Good for beginnersblend, roast and pack size
4/5
Cheapest cup£0.49across 8 products
Against the market−23%vs the whole bean median
Two cups a day£6.79a week, £2.03 less than typical
Largest pack1kg£26.95 per kg

Buy it ifyou finish a 1kg bag inside six weeks

Skip it ifyou are chasing a named farm or origin

What Clumsy Goat coffee costs

The range runs from 49p to 83p a cup across eight products. That is a 1.7× spread inside a single brand, which is why "is Clumsy Goat expensive" is the wrong question; the right one is which bag you pick. The cheapest is Clumsy Goat Fairtrade Brazilian Super Crema Coffee Beans in the 1kg, and the dearest is Clumsy Goat Fairtrade Ethiopian Sidamo Coffee Beans in the 1kg.

Clumsy Goat range, cheapest per cup first
ProductFormatSizePer cupPer kg
Clumsy Goat Fairtrade Brazilian Super Crema Coffee Beanswhole bean1kg£0.49£26.95
Clumsy Goat Fairtrade South American House Blend Coffeewhole bean1kg£0.52£28.95
Clumsy Goat Fairtrade Colombian Coffee Beanswhole bean1kg£0.58£31.95
Clumsy Goat Fairtrade Honduran Coffee Beanswhole bean1kg£0.58£31.95
Clumsy Goat Fairtrade Peruvian Coffee Beanswhole bean1kg£0.58£31.95
Clumsy Goat Fairtrade Italian Espresso Coffee Beanswhole bean1kg£0.58£31.95
Clumsy Goat Fairtrade Organic Swiss Water Process Peruvianwhole bean1kg£0.79£43.95
Clumsy Goat Fairtrade Ethiopian Sidamo Coffee Beanswhole bean1kg£0.83£45.95

Bags themselves run £26.95 to £45.95. Ignore that column. A bigger bag costs more and almost always costs less per cup, which is the only number that follows you home.

The one to buy

If you buy one thing from Clumsy Goat, buy Clumsy Goat Fairtrade Brazilian Super Crema Coffee Beans. At 49p a cup it comes in around 23% under the median for whole bean coffee, and that is measured against every brand in our catalogue rather than against Clumsy Goat's own list prices. Nothing else in the range gets close on that test.

Clumsy Goat against the whole bean market

Every whole bean coffee we track, cheapest cup on the left. The marker is this brand at its cheapest.

£0.49
At £0.49 per cup, Clumsy Goat is cheaper than 81% of the 812 whole bean coffees we track. See the full whole bean list

What that costs over a year

How much coffee do you drink?
  • Clumsy Goat£0.49 per cup£354
  • Typical whole bean£0.63 per cup, our median£460

At 2 cups a day, Clumsy Goat costs £106 less a year than the typical whole bean coffee we track. That is the same coffee habit, bought better.

Clumsy Goat coffee, cheapest per cup

Live prices, updated whenever this page is loaded.

Prices are the last we fetched and can move. As an Amazon Associate we earn from qualifying purchases. It never changes the order, which is always cheapest per cup first.

How to pay less for it

  1. Read the per-cup column, not the shelf price. They order differently more often than not.
  2. Buy the biggest bag you will finish in about six weeks. Pack size moves the per-kilo price further than anything else on this page.
  3. Check whether the same coffee turns up in a larger bag further down the range. It often does, at a lower rate.
  4. Check again before you reorder. Whoever was cheapest last month frequently is not.

What else to look at

Coffees priced like Clumsy Goat

The closest whole bean coffees on price per cup, from brands we also track. If one of these is cheaper for the same thing, that is worth knowing before you order.