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Every Two Chimps coffee we track, priced per cup, and which bag is actually the cheap one.
Coffee is sold by the bag and drunk by the cup, and the two almost never rank in the same order. A Two Chimps bag that looks dear on the shelf can turn out to be the cheapest thing here once you divide it out, and the one that looks like a bargain often is not. So here is every Two Chimps coffee we track on one honest unit.
Delicate and fruit-forward rather than strong.
- Tastes
- Bright and floral, noticeably acidic
- Strength
- Mild
- Best for
- Filter and pour-over
- Valuecup price vs the format median
- 3/5
- Easy to likefrom the roast profile
- 4/5
- Good for beginnersblend, roast and pack size
- 2/5
Buy it ifyou finish a 1kg bag inside six weeks
Skip it ifyou are buying on price alone
What Two Chimps coffee costs
The range runs from 66p to 71p a cup across 12 products. That is a 1.1× spread inside a single brand, which is why "is Two Chimps expensive" is the wrong question; the right one is which bag you pick. The cheapest is Baba-Laba-Ding-Dong in the 1kg, and the dearest is Coconut in a Power Cut in the 1kg.
| Product | Format | Size | Per cup | Per kg |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Baba-Laba-Ding-Dong | — | 1kg | £0.66 | £36.45 |
| Backwards or Forwards or Wednesdays | — | 1kg | £0.66 | £36.45 |
| Phishing With Dynamite Decaffeinated | — | 1kg | £0.66 | £36.45 |
| Sunday Morning Biscuit Thief | — | 1kg | £0.66 | £36.45 |
| Meet Up or Feet Up | — | 1kg | £0.66 | £36.45 |
| The Flute-Playing Fruit | — | 1kg | £0.66 | £36.45 |
| Horned Unicorn – Half Caff | — | 1kg | £0.66 | £36.45 |
| Mystery Decaffeinated | — | 1kg | £0.67 | £36.95 |
| Mystery | — | 1kg | £0.67 | £36.95 |
| Consult The Oracle – Decaffeinated | — | 1kg | £0.69 | £38.45 |
| Fairy on a Zipwire | — | 1kg | £0.69 | £38.45 |
| Coconut in a Power Cut | — | 1kg | £0.71 | £39.45 |
Bags themselves run £36.45 to £39.45. Ignore that column. A bigger bag costs more and almost always costs less per cup, which is the only number that follows you home.
The one to buy
Baba-Laba-Ding-Dong is the cheapest thing Two Chimps sells, at 66p a cup. We cannot yet set that against a market average, because the range is not yet classified by format, so treat it as the floor of the range rather than a verdict on value.
Two Chimps coffee, cheapest per cup
Live prices, updated whenever this page is loaded.
Prices are the last we fetched and can move. As an Amazon Associate we earn from qualifying purchases. It never changes the order, which is always cheapest per cup first.
How to pay less for it
- Read the per-cup column, not the shelf price. They order differently more often than not.
- Buy the biggest bag you will finish in about six weeks. Pack size moves the per-kilo price further than anything else on this page.
- Check whether the same coffee turns up in a larger bag further down the range. It often does, at a lower rate.
- Check again before you reorder. Whoever was cheapest last month frequently is not.


