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Brand review · 3 min readTynemouth Coffee Company coffee review
What Tynemouth Coffee Company sells, what it costs against the rest of the market, and who should buy it.
Tynemouth Coffee Company sells 16 coffees in the UK, and like every brand the range hides a wide spread once you price it by the cup instead of by the bag. Here is what it contains and what it actually costs to drink.
Short answer
Balanced everyday coffee that suits almost everyone.
- Tastes
- Balanced, caramel and chocolate
- Strength
- Medium
- Best for
- Everyday coffee, black or white
- Valuecup price vs the format median
- 3/5
- Easy to likefrom the roast profile
- 5/5
- Good for beginnersblend, roast and pack size
- 5/5
Cheapest cup£0.38across 16 products
Range spread7.4×£0.38 to £2.79 a cup
Mostly roastedMediumcaramel, balanced
Buy it ifyou finish a 6kg bag inside six weeks
Skip it ifyou are buying on price alone
What kind of roaster this is
Tynemouth Coffee Company sells coffee in the UK, and we track 16 of their coffees, in 6kg, 1kg, 500g and 250g.
Tynemouth Coffee Company is a blender: 100% of the range we can classify is blended rather than sold as a named origin. That is a choice, not a shortcut. A blend can be rebuilt season to season to taste the same, which is what you want if you buy the same coffee every month and would rather it did not move under you. The buying reaches 9 countries across the range, which is a wide book for a brand this size. The roasting spans 4 of our five levels, so there is a genuine choice to make inside the range rather than one house style applied to everything. Bags come in both small and kilo sizes, and the gap between them per kilo is usually the largest saving available anywhere on this page.
Formats and origins
What Tynemouth Coffee Company sources and sells. Each one is a live filter across every brand we track.
What Tynemouth Coffee Company coffee costs
The range runs from 38p to £2.79 a cup across 16 products. That is a 7.4× spread inside a single brand, which is why "is Tynemouth Coffee Company expensive" is the wrong question; the right one is which bag you pick. The cheapest is Holy Moly in the 6kg, and the dearest is 6 Month Coffee Plan in the 1kg.
| Product | Format | Size | Per cup | Per kg |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Holy Moly | — | 6kg | £0.38 | £20.83 |
| Black Midden | — | 6kg | £0.38 | £20.83 |
| Tynemouth Espresso | — | 6kg | £0.38 | £20.83 |
| Jingling Geordie | — | 6kg | £0.38 | £20.83 |
| Rocket Fuel | — | 6kg | £0.38 | £20.83 |
| Hard As Nails | — | 6kg | £0.38 | £20.83 |
| Whey Aye Man | — | 6kg | £0.38 | £20.83 |
| Bobby Dazzler | — | 6kg | £0.38 | £20.83 |
| Nee Caffeine Hinny | — | 6kg | £0.41 | £22.50 |
| PauBrazil | — | 1kg | £0.54 | £30.00 |
| Ethiopian Megadu | — | 1kg | £0.69 | £38.50 |
| Ethiopian Megadu | — | 1kg | £0.69 | £38.50 |
Bags themselves run £14.95 to £155.00. Ignore that column. A bigger bag costs more and almost always costs less per cup, which is the only number that follows you home.
The one to buy
Holy Moly is the cheapest thing Tynemouth Coffee Company sells, at 38p a cup. We cannot yet set that against a market average, because the range is not yet classified by format, so treat it as the floor of the range rather than a verdict on value.
How Tynemouth Coffee Company tastes
We have not tasted Tynemouth Coffee Company, so we are not going to invent a tasting note. A flavour score we did not earn would be worth less than none, and this section would be the easiest place on the site to quietly make one up. What we can show you is measured: where every coffee in the range sits on our own five-point roast scale, and which origins go into it. Roast is the strongest single predictor of whether a cup arrives bright and fruity or dark and chocolatey, so it is the closest honest answer to what this brand is like to drink.
How Tynemouth Coffee Company roasts
Every coffee standardised onto our own five-point scale rather than the roaster's. Read these as tendencies: origin, process and how you brew all move the cup.
Who it suits
- People who found something they like and want it to taste the same next year, which is what a blend is for.
- Anyone whose real comparison is supermarket own-brand, judged per cup rather than by the label.
- People who want to choose their own roast rather than take the roaster's word for it, since the range covers 4 of our five levels.
Is it good value?
Our test is simple, and it is the same one we apply to everything: cost per cup against the median for the same format. Tynemouth Coffee Company lands around the middle. It is not the cheapest way to a cup of coffee, and the money above the median buys convenience and consistency rather than a smaller bill. Whether that is a fair trade is genuinely your call, not ours.
Tynemouth Coffee Company products we track
Cheapest per cup first, with live prices.
Prices are the last we fetched and can move. As an Amazon Associate we earn from qualifying purchases. It never changes the order, which is always cheapest per cup first.
What else to consider
No brand is worth buying without knowing what sits next to it on price. These are the closest whole bean coffees we track to Tynemouth Coffee Company, and the comparison hubs will put all of them on the same per-cup basis if you want to go wider.
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PricesTynemouth Coffee Company price guideEvery bag priced per cup and per kilo, with the cheapest route to each one.BrandAll Tynemouth Coffee Company pricesLive prices on all 16 products, cheapest cup first.OffersToday's best valueEverything currently priced well under the median for its own format.