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Brand review · 3 min readWeanie Beans coffee review
What Weanie Beans sells, what it costs against the rest of the market, and who should buy it.
Weanie Beans sells 10 coffees in the UK, and like every brand the range hides a wide spread once you price it by the cup instead of by the bag. Here is what it contains and what it actually costs to drink.
Short answer
Delicate and fruit-forward rather than strong.
- Tastes
- Fruity and sweet, lighter bodied
- Strength
- Mild to medium
- Best for
- Filter and pour-over
- Valuecup price vs the format median
- 3/5
- Easy to likefrom the roast profile
- 5/5
- Good for beginnersblend, roast and pack size
- 3/5
Cheapest cup£0.63across 10 products
Range spread1.5×£0.63 to £0.94 a cup
Mostly roastedMedium-lightfruit, sweet
Buy it ifyou finish a 1kg bag inside six weeks
Skip it ifyou are buying on price alone
What kind of roaster this is
Weanie Beans sells coffee in the UK, and we track 10 of their coffees, in 1kg.
Expect blends here rather than named farms: 80% of the classified range is blended. The trade is a familiar one. You give up the story on the label and you get a cup that does not drift between orders. The buying reaches 6 countries across the range, which is a wide book for a brand this size. The roasting spans 4 of our five levels, so there is a genuine choice to make inside the range rather than one house style applied to everything. Every bag we list is a kilo or more, which is what pushes the per-cup figure down and also what makes this a bad fit if you drink slowly, since coffee is past its best four to six weeks after roasting.
Formats and origins
What Weanie Beans sources and sells. Each one is a live filter across every brand we track.
What Weanie Beans coffee costs
The range runs from 63p to 94p a cup across ten products. That is a 1.5× spread inside a single brand, which is why "is Weanie Beans expensive" is the wrong question; the right one is which bag you pick. The cheapest is Citizen Kane in the 1kg, and the dearest is Peru in the 1kg.
| Product | Format | Size | Per cup | Per kg |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Citizen Kane | — | 1kg | £0.63 | £34.85 |
| Scout | — | 1kg | £0.73 | £40.50 |
| Decaf Colombia La Plata | — | 1kg | £0.81 | £44.80 |
| Ethiopia | — | 1kg | £0.83 | £45.90 |
| El Witano Guatemala | — | 1kg | £0.84 | £46.80 |
| Ethiopia | — | 1kg | £0.84 | £46.80 |
| Myanmar | — | 1kg | £0.84 | £46.80 |
| Colombia | — | 1kg | £0.84 | £46.80 |
| Tanzania | — | 1kg | £0.94 | £52.00 |
| Peru | — | 1kg | £0.94 | £52.00 |
Bags themselves run £34.85 to £52.00. Ignore that column. A bigger bag costs more and almost always costs less per cup, which is the only number that follows you home.
The one to buy
Citizen Kane is the cheapest thing Weanie Beans sells, at 63p a cup. We cannot yet set that against a market average, because the range is not yet classified by format, so treat it as the floor of the range rather than a verdict on value.
How Weanie Beans tastes
We have not tasted Weanie Beans, so we are not going to invent a tasting note. A flavour score we did not earn would be worth less than none, and this section would be the easiest place on the site to quietly make one up. What we can show you is measured: where every coffee in the range sits on our own five-point roast scale, and which origins go into it. Roast is the strongest single predictor of whether a cup arrives bright and fruity or dark and chocolatey, so it is the closest honest answer to what this brand is like to drink.
How Weanie Beans roasts
Every coffee standardised onto our own five-point scale rather than the roaster's. Read these as tendencies: origin, process and how you brew all move the cup.
Who it suits
- People who found something they like and want it to taste the same next year, which is what a blend is for.
- Households getting through real volume. The kilo bags are the whole value case, and they only work if you drink them fresh.
- People who want to choose their own roast rather than take the roaster's word for it, since the range covers 4 of our five levels.
Is it good value?
Our test is simple, and it is the same one we apply to everything: cost per cup against the median for the same format. Weanie Beans lands around the middle. It is not the cheapest way to a cup of coffee, and the money above the median buys convenience and consistency rather than a smaller bill. Whether that is a fair trade is genuinely your call, not ours.
Weanie Beans products we track
Cheapest per cup first, with live prices.
Prices are the last we fetched and can move. As an Amazon Associate we earn from qualifying purchases. It never changes the order, which is always cheapest per cup first.
What else to consider
No brand is worth buying without knowing what sits next to it on price. These are the closest whole bean coffees we track to Weanie Beans, and the comparison hubs will put all of them on the same per-cup basis if you want to go wider.
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